Gibbified Heller Insults Pickup Drivers Throughout the State
March 20, 2008 – 1:07 pm
Reading about Dean Heller’s rationalization for voting to subsidize Big Oil raises an interesting question, with apologies to Shelley Berkley: does the district make the man, or the man make the district?
Heller went into blather mode trying to justify voting against a bill that would cut back on subsidies to oil companies. He seems to think that he was helping all the miners and ranchers fill the tanks of their pickups by voting against the bill. (Sun,HH,DB) Ain’t it just funny that anyone would think that letting corporations push all their tax burden onto ordinary taxpayers would end up saving taxpayers money? How does that work, anyways?
Of course the most insulting bit was Heller’s mistaken impression about where the pickup drivers really are. Why, here in North Las Vegas, we view anybody driving an ordinary automobile with suspicion. Nearly everybody in Nor’Town drives a pickup, except for a few pansies in an SUV or a Hummer. Pansies.
Why even I drive a pickup. To blend in and not get shot up as much.
Funny thing about that too: we’re in the center of Shelley Berkley’s district, the one handcrafted to keep Bob Beers forever out of Congress unless he moves. So, just because folks drive pickups doesn’t mean they want their Congresscritter giving away their hard earned tax money to finance price-gouging corporations. Maybe they think that up in the nutty north where Gibbers was handing out top secret tax money to all his pals, but not in my neighborhood.
So, what’s in the water up North that’s Gibbifying Heller? What is it about NV Congressional District 2 that gives its rep a deep set case of the stupids?
Man, don’t you miss the old grunge, metrosexual look that Heller use to sport, back before NV2 Gibbified him?
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