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Saturday,  March 22, 2008


Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

— Fletcher Knebel
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say,

and then to say it with the utmost levity.

— George Bernard Shaw,

A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven

or hell. She decided to check out each place first. As the

writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon

row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming

sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped

with thorny lashes.
“Oh my,” said the writer. “Let me see heaven now.”
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she

saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming

sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with

thorny lashes.
“Wait a minute!,” said the writer, “This is just as bad

as hell.”
“Oh no, it's not,” replied an unseen voice. “Here, your

work gets published.”

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas.

She's down to her last $50.  Exasperated, she exclaims,

“What rotten luck!  What in the world should I do now?”
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests,

“I don't know…  Why don't you play your age?”
He walks away.  Moments later, his attention is grabbed by

a great commotion at the roulette table.  Maybe, she won!

He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the

crowd.  The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table

operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned.  He asks, “What happened?  Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don't know.  She put all her money on 29.

When 36 came up, she just fainted!”

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Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports:

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD

goes to James City, Virginia, Police

“Sharking” in Virginia

March 20, 2008 - Williamsburg, Virginia - UPI

A Virginia teenager is charged with sexual battery after

allegedly yanking down a 14-year-old girl's pants, a police

spokesman said. 
The 15-year-old James City boy allegedly came up behind

the girl as she was having a public conversation with

someone and tugged her pants down, the Newport News

(Va.) Daily Press reported Wednesday. 
The boy reportedly fled after the Saturday night incident,

but authorities arrested him and held him at the Merrimac

Juvenile Detention Center after talking to his mother. 
Though the incident may be seen as a harmless prank,

“any unlawful touching is an assault,” James City Police

spokesman Mike Spearman said. 
Possible punishment for the boy will be decided in juvenile

court, the Daily Press reported. 
http://www.arcamax.com/newsheadlines/s-320458-701278
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“Sharking” has become fairly popular in some parts of Europe,

and can be anything from stepping onto the dragging pant legs

of nerds, who wear oversized and low slung pants, to actually

pulling them down. It is usually done by teams consisting of

a “shark” and a “handy”, somebody recording the shark attack

via mobile phone camera.
Normally sharking is done in a neighboring town, where the

team is not recognized. Some kids may get carried away,

but usually they shark only teenagers who wear sloppy, low-

slung pants and expose rear cleavage or underwear. They

don't consider it anything sexual and simply want to ridicule

sloppy fashion.




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From the Tech Support Pits:

From: Marilla

Re: How do I install new fonts?



Dear Webby

A friend sent me a bunch of new fonts via Skype. How do

I install them, so that all programs can use them?

Thanks

Marilla



Dear Marilla

click on Start, Run, and type in there

c:\windows\fonts
To confuse you, Windows now opens an old style

explorer window. Don't let that stop you!

Click on File

In there you see an option called:

Install new fonts

When you click that, you get the option to browse to

the folder where you keep the stuff you get via Skype.

It ignores all other files and just shows you the fonts

that you have in that folder. Highlight the ones you

want to install and hit OK.
That's all there is to it.
Have FUN!

DearWebby




If GH   stands for P as in Hiccough

If OUGH stands for O as in Dough

If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis

If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour

If TTE  stands for T as in Gazette

If EAU  stands for O as in Plateau
Then the  right way to spell POTATO should be:

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
If GH   stands for F  as in Rough

If O    stands for I  as in Women

If TION stands for SH as in Solution
Then the right way to spell FISH should be GHOTION


Deeli's Kudos

March 19, 2008 - Citra, Florida - AP 
Nearly a dozen central Florida firefighters pulled a

2-month-old foal from some deep doo-doo after the

little horse fell into a septic tank. 
Rescuers spent more than an hour Tuesday using hoses and

ropes to save the animal who escaped with his mother Reba

from a fenced in area. 
When Reba crossed over a septic tank, her weight either

broke or displaced the cover and Shooter fell into about 3

feet of foul water. 
Shooter was rescued, smelly but unharmed, with only

minor cuts. 
http://www.happynews.com/news/3192008/f … c-tank.htm






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first place. Be sure to ask the store manager if the ear

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too uncomfortable.



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Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody

complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he

appeared.
“Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he

cackled. “I have been in the open air day after day for

some 75 years now.”
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he

managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
“Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago.

On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever

we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go

outside and take a walk.”



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